Description:

Jaxx is the embodiment of a "chill guy". Besides being DMSP's designated grocery runner, He's always out at djing raves or parties or just contributing to delinquency in general. Despite how laid back he is, he is actually very likely the smartest person at DMSP since he scored 190 on an iq test somehow and is probably the best fighter and cook here.

Besides partying all night he also is big into activities like free solo climbing and skiing and all kinds of other dangerous activities. In fact one of his favorite pastimes used to be revbombing the heck out of the 636 at 7am (note I said "used to" because Hemulphite threatened to atomize it if he kept doing it in the driveway). In fact, The only reason we have bikes and jetskis to begin with is because Jaxx bought them all with the company card and I guess Hemulphite didn't care that much. In fact Hemulphite will ride with Jaxx on his 1100SX ocasionally.

Other facts:

• Cool guy with cool sunglasses.
• Can understand math past the 10th grade.
• Actively lets his ego get the better of him.
• Could be a 5 star michelin chef but prefers to get chineese takeout.
• Likes sitting in the loft doomscrolling all day.
• Accidentally set off an ied in the garage that one time.
• Plays competative Uno.

"Panda Express is literally authentic chineese food"

Organized by Faye of DMSP